Snake 3

Prepare to unhinge your mind, because this ain't your grandpa’s snake game.

"Snake 3 is a chaotic, action-packed twist on the classic Snake game, featuring boss battles, DLCs, food spoilage mechanics, and a skill-based progression system—it's a wild ride you need to experience." – Polygon

EPILEPSY WARNING

The game features rapidly changing colors due to the DLC, especially during the boss fights, which might trigger seizures in those with epilepsy. Play with caution.

TITLE:

Serpent's Dominion: Master of the Arena - Genesis DIRECTOR'S CUT

Description:

Step into the ultimate chaotic, color-blasting snake adventure that doesn't give a single shit about being normal. Welcome to a world where snakes aren't just wiggling around for some apples – hell no. They're fighting for survival in an epic arena filled with boss battles, food that randomly decides it’s tired of existing, and a fuckload of upgrades that make you question reality. 

In New Super Snake 3 U Deluxe + DLC, you'll slither your way through an intense, psychedelic world of shifting colors, unpredictable food spawns, and DLC that sometimes activates just to fuck with you. Build up your snake, level up, fight bosses that want to murder you while eating the food you need to stay alive, and upgrade yourself with sick perks like armor, health, and rainbow colors when the DLC kicks in.

Featuring:

- Boss Battles: These colossal motherfuckers will chase you down, and you have to outsmart them while keeping your snake alive. Their health? Ridiculous. Their speed? Not fast enough... yet.

- Food That Spoils: Grab it before it disappears, or else you lose health and slowly spiral into starvation. Food doesn’t want to stay on the ground forever, and why the hell should it? Grab it fast, or watch in horror as it decays right in front of your eyes, mocking your slow-ass reflexes.

- Skills System: Each level gives you a chance to pick a skill. Will you beef up your speed, size, or health? Maybe you'll unlock DLC if the gods feel generous enough.

- Bitchin’ Soundtrack: Killer tunes that get faster the more levels you beat, because what's better than faster music? Nothing. Absolutely fucking nothing.

- DLC: Thank you for pre-ordering Serpent's Dominion: Master of the Arena - Genesis DIRECTOR'S CUT / New Super Snake 3 U Deluxe + DLC! As a special bonus, we've included special cosmetic skins that you have no control over the togglability of!*

- Cheat Codes: Are you a lazy sack of overripe hippo shit, or just a fucktastically clever mastermind who wants to tear through this snake-strewn wasteland by ignoring every shred of fairness? Enter secret words in the mystical cheat code menu to enable shit like plot armor so thick it makes diamond look like soggy bread, or become so fucking big, fast, and powerful that even the gods themselves would say “Holy fucking shit!” Unleash infinite health, demolish bosses with one hit, freeze time, and jack up XP gains like it’s a fucking cheat day for your soul. These cheat codes aren’t just bending the rules, they’re pulling them into a back alley, beating them senseless, and laughing while you revel in your unstoppable snake supremacy! 

Cheat Codes:

• PLOTARMOR: This badass piece of shit drapes your snake in so much unholy invincibility that even the universe itself can’t make it flinch. Become immortal, laugh at the screams of your foes, and strangle reality with your snake’s dick!
• SIZEMATTERS: Turn your puny serpent into a thick-necked monstrosity, its jaws gaping so wide they could swallow galaxies whole. You think length matters? You’re goddamn right it does, bitch. Grow like a fuckin’ tumor in a cosmic Petri dish.
• ZOOMIES: Give your snake the kind of insane fuckin’ speed that’ll make sonic booms orgasm in fear. This code injects pure rocket-grade insanity into your veins, letting you race through the arena like a caffeinated cheetah on meth.
• ROCKHARD: Slam your fucking defense stat up so high that every hit feels like a mosquito gently kissing your armor-plated snake ass. You’ll shrug off damage like it’s a shitty joke told by a drunk toddler, and your enemies will cower before your indestructible chassis of doom.
• ONEPUNCH: Channel the raw, unfiltered fist-fucking power of a god on steroids. With ONEPUNCH, you can turn bosses into sloppy puddles of liquefied failure in a single fuckin’ hit. It’s like cosmic BDSM where you’re the only one having a good time.
• FREE2PAY: Flip the world upside down and vomit out DLC like it’s Halloween candy. Activate this shit and unlock those rainbow skins from the asshole of some twisted cosmic clown god. You don’t just play the game; you drench it in a neon paint bath of madness. Fuck yeah, DLC forever, bitch.
• COLDSTORAGE: Freeze that goddamn food spoilage mechanic so hard it makes time itself say “What the actual fuck?” Your food never rots, never vanishes, just sits there like a loyal droplet of immortal nourishment ready to feed your snake’s gluttonous existence.
• BRINGITON: Summon boss battles at your command, as if you’re snapping your fingers and conjuring colossal fuck-mountains of scales and fury. Bring it on, motherfucker, because you’re here to watch worlds burn, and boss blood sluice through the gutters of your snake’s murderous grin.
• IAMACOWARD: Hate the heat? Too pussy for a real brawl? Enter this shit and skip that boss fight like it’s a bad date. Tuck your tail between your legs and run, you spineless fuck. Nobody’s judging you. Except we are, you cowardly bastard.
• GRINDSET: Pump up your XP gains so brutally high that your snake becomes the valedictorian of raw, unhinged leveling fuckery. You’ll ascend through skill trees so fast the game will beg for mercy, and you’ll just laugh maniacally, bathing in the digital entrails of infinite progress.

Are you ready for the snake-based destruction of your sanity? Slither the fuck in and find out.

WORK IN PROGRESS

Known Bugs:

• Sometimes takes multiple Q presses to quit. (let's call it a QTE)
• May be more.

Planned Features:

• Title Screen
• More boss types
• Cosmetics
• Random events
• Extra gameplay mechanics

Comment bugs or suggestions.

Patch Notes:

9/24 - Food now restores health up to 100 HP

12/3 - Game is now fullscreen. Added new music and background images. Added pause screen where you can pause or quit. Food now appears during boss fights. Older windowed version is now known as Snake 3 Classic. The main game that will be continually updated is Snake 3.

12/6 - Added cheat codes. Fixed text display issues.

Last Updated: 12/06/24 11:39 PM MST